Diane S., Wisconsin sends some critter humor …
Q: What do you get by crossing a bear with a sports car?
A: A Ferroari
Q: What do you get if you cross cocoa beans with huge antlers?
A: Chocolate Moose
Q: What do you get by crossing a pony and a mermaid?
A: A sea horse
Q: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
A: If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze
Q: What kind of mollusks serve in the Navy.
A: Snailors
Q: What fish do you need to complete a band?
A: A bass
